Every time I've come to Brisbane in the last few years I get all excited and want to move here. I've been up here semi-regularly for the past 7 years and this city just keeps getting bigger, better, brighter. This inner-city, middle-aged, poofy Sydney-sider thinks he could be more than happy in … [Read more...]
When my dad died back in 2000 there was some money left over for my bro and I. On the strong advice of my very wise mother I did something practical with it and bought a washing machine. An LG Fuzzy Logic. As you can imagine I've had a rather unnatural love for this washing machine. He's … [Read more...]
Sometimes the stars just align in a perfect night. You know what I mean, when just everything falls into place how it should be. This is what happened for me on Tuesday night. After many, many years apart two of my oldest friends and I finally got our shit together and were all able to be in the … [Read more...]
Happy Happy Joy Joy! Sound of Music Happy! Goddamn I’m in a good place at the moment and I feel like shouting it from the rooftops/laptop. First of all, I love Man Pit. So happy here. Really used to living alone now. I have my Clinique bathroom, my Diet Coke fridge, my vodka freezer, … [Read more...]
Fucking brilliant night!!! And even better friends. In fact, making the call early, most fun party of 2011! Buck$ Night was an Australian Marriage Equality fundraiser so they can continue their amazing work fighting for gay marriage recognition. Congratulations and thank you to Alex Greenwich and … [Read more...]
As a general rule I like people. When I am around people I know I have a good time. I’m relaxed. I’m not good with new people. New people scare me. The running joke at work is that it can be years before I remember your name. It’s the whole polite thing that makes me nervous. I’m not very … [Read more...]
Lady M and I went feral in Kho Tao. Washing, brushing, hair product, deoderant all became optional extras. To show how feral, this was our conversation on our final night. “Lets get all posh for our final night, get all dressed up and wear underwear and a t’shirt.” “Yeh, lets get all dressed … [Read more...]
Spent a fantastic weekend in Cobar with my beautiful nieces and nephew. And the best tasting rissoles ever. Featuring Miss 7, Miss 5, Mr 2, Miss 1 (her 1st B'day!), Bro, Sis-in-law and the biggest kid of all, St. Murphy. Rissoles hand made by Sis-in-law. THE END! … [Read more...]
So I’m sitting on a very small plane. We’re flying high above regional NSW. At any moment I could shit my pants. I think this is the world’s smallest plane to ever take off from Mascot. Seriously, it is less than 2 metres wide. I am practically a midget but I can still reach out and touch the … [Read more...]
I am so easily distracted. And I’m not very good at doing more than ONE thing at once. Lets just say I’m pretty sure I will never be a CEO. Lets just take a look at 3 instances over the last week that have prevented me from carrying out the simplest of tasks, such as writing for this … [Read more...]
Socialising!