So the ex, Aschapelle, and I have decided to sell the marital home. Its our little Redfern 2-bedroom dwelling that we bought just over 2 years ago and renovated. I’d forgotten how stressful it is selling a house! My osteopath will benefit as much as I will. Leaving no stone unturned in the … [Read more...]
Dirty Filthy Pig!
*** WARNING! This post may contain unhygienic material and coarse filthiness! I disgust myself. I’ve started to wallow in my own filth at Man Pit. Was driving home from Mrs Woog’s tonight (a lovely lamb shank with a Vodka Cruiser chaser!) thinking I’m going to do a post about the decline of … [Read more...]
Why dogs are better than boyfriends.
I’m a dog man! I have one, Little Sammy, and am step-father to another, Jackson. Yes, we are bad parents and we separated the children during the divorce. I got the more delicate, lazy, sloth-like one and Aschapelle got the more active, bubbly, athletic one – so indicative of our … [Read more...]
Blonde Bombshell Has Sleep-Over At Man Pit!
So I’ve been at Man Pit just over a month now – loving it! The best news was about two weeks ago when I finally got permission for my oldest (but smallest) son, Sam, to come live with me. He has taken to Man Pit like a lifeguard to Speedo's. The two of us are very happy. As exciting as it is to … [Read more...]
Introducing my children Jackson and Sam
I have two children and I thought it was about time they were formally introduced. They are the most beautiful, adorable children in the world and you are going to be so jealous of how handsome my offspring are!!! Jackson and Sam Very proud to introduce Jackson and Sam! Its so true that dogs … [Read more...]
Jackson & Sam’s Toilet
We definitely need to lighten the mood here at St. Murphy. Enough with that heavy shit. Even I’m getting bored with it so I can’t imagine how exhausting it must be for you. Lets move on… To something completely random and obscure. So I think that my local park, or as we like to call it … [Read more...]


Socialising!