Sometimes the stars just align in a perfect night. You know what I mean, when just everything falls into place how it should be. This is what happened for me on Tuesday night. After many, many years apart two of my oldest friends and I finally got our shit together and were all able to be in the … [Read more...]
Burnt I tell you, burnt out. Both ends burnt to charcoal. You know that old saying about burning the candle at both ends, well I feel the flame from each end has met in the middle and left me as a pile of ash. How's that for a dramatic metaphor to start a post? Almost poetic. I'm exhausted. … [Read more...]
The Festive Season is fraught with danger. All that booze, bars and bravado provide a slippery slope to shame and embarrassment. And if anyone knows, I do. Literally have lost count of the amount of times I've brought shame on my Saintly name over the years after one too many voddies at a Xmas … [Read more...]
Worst week of my life ever! Life had been going absolutely great until last Saturday when I braved Ikea, Bunnings and Moore Park Supacentre all in one afternoon. Was so frazzled when I got home that my hand-eye co-ordination went out the window. WHACK with a stray left arm and I spilt a full … [Read more...]
I am an absolute glutton for punishment. Have no idea why I do these things to myself. Yesterday I took on head-to-head the TRIPLE THREAT! I knocked off the Big 3 in one go - Ikea, Bunnings and Moore Park SupaCentre! Yes, I am the bravest man in the world. I. WILL. NEVER. BE. THAT. BRAVE. … [Read more...]
My head is a busy, messy place. A lot of the time there is no logic or sense. My mind just wanders off like a horny gay-boy does at a dance party. While most of the time its quite random where it takes me, there are definitely some common themes. Some of them I can clump together as 'try to be a … [Read more...]
The very beautiful StylingYou reminded us on Twitter this morning that the Year 12's finish up school today. Then we got to reminiscing... Ahhh... Life was so much simpler then! But strangely I have more hair now. Anyways, just a quick post cause my Year 12 Grad can be summed up with open … [Read more...]
Today has not started well. On a weekend clean out of my substantial wardrobe I discovered that at least 60% of my shirts do not fit me. Most of them were 'slim fit' so I take that to mean I can no longer be considered slim. Heartbreaking. I will now have to buy from Big Man's stores... So to … [Read more...]
I drink too much. I smoke too much. I don’t get enough sleep. My diet is questionable. Than today I got a letter in the mail that confirmed I am a slob! My gym sent me a lovely note saying "We Miss You". Since I quit with my personal trainer I’ve been to the gym 0 times. Why is that some … [Read more...]
I feel dumb when I don't have anything to say. It's weird that I never shut up - at all - but it's a very different thing turning verbal diarrhea into anything that resembles a post. This is what I am learning about blogging. So today I am protecting you from what would have only been a bad … [Read more...]
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