Bye Bye 2011

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I felt like its been a shit year. 2011 was really hard work. It felt so so long and for most of it I just wanted it to be over. I've often thought that I will look back on it as a really rough patch in my life. But as is the way this time of year, you start to reflect. And do you know what, I think … [Read more...]

My candle is burnt at both ends.

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Burnt I tell you, burnt out. Both ends burnt to charcoal. You know that old saying about burning the candle at both ends, well I feel the flame from each end has met in the middle and left me as a pile of ash. How's that for a dramatic metaphor to start a post? Almost poetic. I'm exhausted. … [Read more...]

Good morning Sunday!

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Good morning Sunday, you beautiful day you. A 7am rise for me on a Sunday is an absolute rarity. In fact, for the life of me I can't remember when I was last up this early on a Sunday, sometimes I'm not even home yet. So today is absolutely full of promise. I've already scanned the papers … [Read more...]

Clinging to the dream!

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Cast your mind back to 1989. I had just turned 17 and every night I went to bed dreaming that I would one day win Olympic Gold and every morning at 5.30am my poor, long-suffering mummy would have to drive me to the pool for swimming training. I was completely obsessed and had been since I first … [Read more...]

Big Gay Weekend!

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To the uninitiated, Big Gay Weekend is a fabulous series of parties and events co-ordinated as a fundraiser for the wonderful people at New Mardi Gras. Some of you may remember Sleaze Ball, well that has been replaced by a 3 day extravanganza. The Gays must be increasing in their stamina. Before … [Read more...]

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy! Sound of Music Happy! Goddamn I’m in a good place at the moment and I feel like shouting it from the rooftops/laptop. First of all, I love Man Pit. So happy here. Really used to living alone now. I have my Clinique bathroom, my Diet Coke fridge, my vodka freezer, … [Read more...]

Pimp-Daddy says "Buy my house!"

So the ex, Aschapelle, and I have decided to sell the marital home. Its our little Redfern 2-bedroom dwelling that we bought just over 2 years ago and renovated. I’d forgotten how stressful it is selling a house!  My osteopath will benefit as much as I will. Leaving no stone unturned in the … [Read more...]

Severe Identity Crisis!

Just a quick look  back over some of my blog posts lately and it’s a mix so turbulent it could make you sea sick– electrical appliances, poolside gossip, family stuff, a Bear party, boozey nights, food, gay marriage and Lady Boys. Now that’s an identity crisis. I’m so confused as to … [Read more...]

Such pleasure from an electrical appliance!

Two recent purchases have changed my life! I don’t think anything electrical has ever made me this happy. Just when I thought I couldn’t rack up anymore debt I gave my credit card one final stab… A vacuum cleaner and a bedroom TV. Such bliss! I was ranting not long ago about the knee-deep … [Read more...]

Last minute holiday and man-kini panic…

I’m in the throws of a last-minute holiday panic! While holidays are the most brilliant, amazing thing in the world – especially resort holidays! – I always find that there is a shitload of stuff to do in the final days so that you are holiday ready. And man-kini ready! Resort 1 First of all … [Read more...]