Buck$ Night

Just cause we can’t get married doesn’t mean we can’t have a Bucks Night! Why should the straights have all the fun? If there’s one thing the gayers know how to do well its have a good time. Only natural then that there would come a time when we’d want to put our own spin on this … [Read more...]

Poolside gossip, my favourite.

Lady M and I. Some may call us judgemental. Others may even call us bitches. We much prefer the terms ‘people-watchers’ and ‘social commentators’. That gives us an air of dignity we feel appropriate. The very glamorous Lady M. We are at the end of our 2 week flap around Koh Samui and Koh … [Read more...]

NINJA! Best restaurant in the world!

Hands down this is the best restaurant I’ve ever been to in the world. It is also the dirtiest, the strangest and the most likely to give you food poisoning. It’s called Ninja! One thing I’ve learnt on this trip with Lady M is that the cheapest food is also the best. She’s taken me to … [Read more...]

They think I’m a Lady-Boy!

Twice in the last two days I’ve been mistaken for a Lady-Boy! What the fuck??? I know I can be camp but I hardly think I’ve slipped into full drag with an hourglass figure. I’m hairy, rotund and can’t walk in heels. But twice! That’s a pattern. The first time was at this beach bar Lady M … [Read more...]

Anniversary.

I’m just writing for me today. Please don’t feel I need a reaction or sympathy, or anything like that. I’m actually laying on a beach on Koh Samui wearing a moo moo and having a great time so I’m in a really good place – geographically and emotionally. But I can’t let today go by … [Read more...]

Four days of Feral.

Lady M and I went feral in Kho Tao. Washing, brushing, hair product, deoderant all became optional extras. To show how feral, this was our conversation on our final night. “Lets get all posh for our final night, get all dressed up and wear underwear and a t’shirt.” “Yeh, lets get all dressed … [Read more...]

This is how I roll on holidays!

Please note: the fetching head scarf, bogan singlet, lovely nail polish and lobster-like sunburn! That is all. xoxo … [Read more...]

No Wifi! No Internet connection! Can I survive?

I've just broken out in a cold sweat. Just learnt our next destination on my little holiday tour of Thailand has no WiFi or internet connection. I feel like I'm in an episode of the Flintstones. I ache for the witty Twitter banter and knowledge of world events I know I am gonna miss. To say … [Read more...]

Last minute holiday and man-kini panic…

I’m in the throws of a last-minute holiday panic! While holidays are the most brilliant, amazing thing in the world – especially resort holidays! – I always find that there is a shitload of stuff to do in the final days so that you are holiday ready. And man-kini ready! Resort 1 First of all … [Read more...]