Bye Bye 2011

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I felt like its been a shit year. 2011 was really hard work. It felt so so long and for most of it I just wanted it to be over. I've often thought that I will look back on it as a really rough patch in my life. But as is the way this time of year, you start to reflect. And do you know what, I think … [Read more...]

Four and a half very important things!

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Today I have four and a half very important things to share with you, very important indeed. Well, one news piece, 3 very importants and a half of silliness. I’m going to start with the ‘half’. Yeh, I’ve been a slack bitch! It’s been days since I posted. Got absolutely distracted by … [Read more...]

Not good with new people. But Grindr…???

As a general rule I like people. When I am around people I know I have a good time. I’m relaxed. I’m not good with new people. New people scare me. The running joke at work is that it can be years before I remember your name. It’s the whole polite thing that makes me nervous. I’m not very … [Read more...]

Pimp-Daddy says "Buy my house!"

So the ex, Aschapelle, and I have decided to sell the marital home. Its our little Redfern 2-bedroom dwelling that we bought just over 2 years ago and renovated. I’d forgotten how stressful it is selling a house!  My osteopath will benefit as much as I will. Leaving no stone unturned in the … [Read more...]

Do you think I should be dating?

Yesterday I was banging on about being a filthy pig. As a flippant comment I ended the post saying I think I needed a boyfriend/cleaner to sort out my hygiene issues. But this got me thinking. My mind doesn’t work like a normal persons, rather it’s a scattered mess of crazy thoughts. It’s … [Read more...]

Dirty Filthy Pig!

*** WARNING! This post may contain unhygienic material and coarse filthiness! I disgust myself. I’ve started to wallow in my own filth at Man Pit. Was driving home from Mrs Woog’s tonight (a lovely lamb shank with a Vodka Cruiser chaser!) thinking I’m going to do a post about the decline of … [Read more...]

Once upon a time there was a little boy…

Once upon a time there was a little boy who felt he had a lot to say. He talked a lot, he tweeted a lot, he was an opinionated little son-of-a-bitch and forced his stories on anyone who would listen. But still he felt there was more he could say. He knew of two magnificent princesses (or two ugly … [Read more...]

Just a table for 1 thanks.

I’m having a lot of trouble writing this. This is the fourth time I’ve started this post. Normally this blogging thing comes quite easily to me but this one has been a real struggle. I absolutely loved my little holiday in Bangkok, loved it so much it’s hard to put into words. I know why I … [Read more...]

Strangely not lonely being alone.

Pretty dumb headline now I think about it. What I’m trying to say is that even though I am now alone and spend a lot of time on my own, I’m liking that I don’t feel lonely. A couple of months ago I really thought that I would. But of course that is too long for a headline. It’s one of those … [Read more...]

For Rent:..

Aschapelle and I need your help. One of the first things we decided when we broke up up was that we both wanted to keep our house together and nothing has changed on our dream run. We are still top of the class as far as break-ups go. Normally I am the pettiest man in the world but this time I seem … [Read more...]