I want to blog again! I think I'm ready. I feel I have something to say/share. xoxoxoxo … [Read more...]
New Year Resolutions ruin my night, I know what I want in 2012!

I couldn't give a fuck about New Year's Resolutions. I've never been any good at them, never stuck to them, always forgotten them before January 2. If I did believe in them I'd be muscled, thin, wealthy, non-alcoholic, educated, relaxed, have broad interests and a delicious, wealthy, devoted … [Read more...]
Our Christmas Miracle

(I've been meaning to write this post for a few days, sorry!) My godson Fraser was first diagnosed with cancer when he was 9 months old. And then again at 18 months. By the time he was two his poor little body had suffered more pain than most of us will ever suffer in a lifetime. It was … [Read more...]
I’m Nervous!

As a general rule I am a pretty laid-back sorta guy. In fact I spend so much time on my back I'm close to bedsores. But at the moment I find myself strangely anxious. Almost jittery. Highly-strung even. And as much as I'd love to take a valium during daylight hours its not the best tool for … [Read more...]
Get your Rally shoes on!

Only 4 more sleeps until potentially one of the most important days in the gay history of Australia. This Saturday we are rallying to show our support for Gay Marriage. Its our one last chance to show the Labor Party that Australians believe in Equality and that homosexuals can no longer be … [Read more...]
Some ugly photos to make you donate!

This last month has been excruciating! I've hated literally every second of this Mo. Movember is a brilliant concept but I wasn't prepared for how ugly, itchy and uncomfortable it is. See... Its this weird combination of dirty 70's porn star, Mexican gardener and a poor man's Tom … [Read more...]
Your worst Saturday nightmare!

I am an absolute glutton for punishment. Have no idea why I do these things to myself. Yesterday I took on head-to-head the TRIPLE THREAT! I knocked off the Big 3 in one go - Ikea, Bunnings and Moore Park SupaCentre! Yes, I am the bravest man in the world. I. WILL. NEVER. BE. THAT. BRAVE. … [Read more...]
What do you do when home alone?

I’ve lived on my own at Man Pit for quite a few months now. I have to say, I absolutely love living alone. I rejoice in it. Living alone gives you a sense of freedom that I had not expected. And I’m not just talking about being able to rearrange the furniture anytime you like, which is how I … [Read more...]
It’ll be like an ad break!

Cause I'm all inspired and shit, good ol' St. Murphy is getting an Oprah-like make-over! About time I hear you say. Yes I am very aware of how daggy this page looks and how even with my best endeavours I haven't been able to make it do what I want it to do so I've called in the professionals. The … [Read more...]
Oh dear, so easily distracted!
It's been said on 90% of my school reports and by many bosses since... "St. Murphy is easily distracted!" Its been a crazy few days, and as much as I love love love this page, I haven't had a chance to post anything new (unless all you wanted was a drunken slur). Big plans for a night on the … [Read more...]


Socialising!