Shit, sorry. I forgot to blog.
Well not so much forgot but got distracted. And I am very easily distracted. I like to think that I have a full and rewarding life but the reality is that it’s just goddamn busy sometimes.
So what have I been distracted by? Let me tell you…
Cousin Rachel’s Engagement Party in Griffith
I give good gift
Holy hell my family are funny. So funny! And funny in that way that only our family would get. I’m sure if any outsider could have over heard our chat at Rach & Nick’s engagement they would be mortified and horrified. My mum declared that she is not coming to my 40th because “You’ll be dead from vodka by then!” as she poured another Fruity Lexia from her cask. Uncle Col likes to play favourites. He was insisting that I am no longer the favourite – even though I’ve supported the Roosters since I was 2 cause he told me too – as dirty Cousin Matt has sent him 9 postcards from OS. Crawlie ass-licker. Congrats Cousin Rachel and soon-to-be-Cousin Nick, you are an absolutely gorgeous couple.
Hot Cousin Tim
Mark Jones Had A Dinner Party
They are quite legendary. The food is always phenomena,l as are the drinks. He is a spectacular host. But its always time to head home once you hear the phrase ‘meaty flange’.
Changing The World
As you know I am helping out the wonderful people at Community Action Against Homophobia. We pulled together a Media Drinks and Briefing along with Australian Marriage Equality and the amazing Shelley Argent at PFlag. CAAH’s Ben and Cat, AME’s Alex and Shelley are literally changing the world – and they are so fucking inspiring. With them leading the charge I have great confidence that common sense will prevail and the Labor Party with change the Marriage Act. The funny thing about the night, there was another function booked in next door, a Coalition Staffer Reunion. We even shared the same bar. When you got to the top of the stairs you had to choose to go left for Marriage Equality or right for Coalition Reunion. Oh the irony! Interestingly there were wuite a few from the Coalition who popped in to our little shindig.
Too Angry To Write
Sometimes I actually do show some common sense. A rarity but it does happen. I was physically sick with anger over something that I actually didn’t trust myself to sit down and post. Cause you just know it would have been a tirade that I could never take back. It would have felt brilliant to get shit off my chest and vent LOUDLY but the damage would have been irreversible. Now that I am calm and the eye of the storm has passed I am very thankful I never started typing.
Shelves
I put together some shelves. Myself. And this always take a shitload more time than they say it will. When I bought them I was wondering through the store when a fine young gentlemen came up to assist. Damn, I’d slept with him. Had to happen sooner or later, bumping into random trade at the Supacentre. The shelves look great.
It Takes Time & Effort To Grow A Mo!
And to be quite frank, I’m pretty darn proud of how my Tom Selleck is coming along!
Pic from Wednesday, 1 week in
So the rules are if you laugh at it you have to donate… mobro.co/StMurphy If you donate over $50 you can touch it when ever you want. Over $100 you can kiss it. Over $200 and you can sit on it.
Talks soon, xoxoxo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!! Lots of love!
Crawlie Ass-Licker huh. Why don’t you go fuck yourself!
Don’t start a war Cousin Matthew – I am older and wiser and a much more experienced bitch than you. You will be dumped as Uncle Col’s No. 1 by Xmas and I will be back on my rightful throne!
(missed you at the party! – it was a fucking brilliant day!)
Get a dog up ya,
Steve
Yeah yeah you’re just jealous that some one younger and prettier has taken over – thats OK I can live with that.
It was great to go live from London to Griffith to see you all having such a great time.
xoxo